Oh, come on. This is a joke, right? Look, guys, I know I said I wanted a dog, but this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

At least my circuits still seem to check out. No urges to chase squirrels or act like a complete moron like my brother's mutt. Yeah, okay, that's my tail, no need to chase it. Paws, claws, teeth...I wonder if I can fly? Man, ( Read more... )